The Common Sense Party
Welcome to the home page of the Common Sense Party. This party was formed in 2000 because a bunch of us are completely f&$@#ing sick of normal politics and feel that no one represents us, the Internet-literate, vaguely libertarian-minded (yet more practical) people with common sense and not just prejudices. We're socially liberal, but we work hard for our paychecks and would like to keep them, too. Does anybody speak for us?
Democrats want to raise your taxes and then use it to regulate the size of toilets, establish the death penalty for smoking tobacco (redundant), ban people from saying unpopular things about other ethnic groups, and give our good parking spaces to Wood Owls. Republicans want to ban anything that's even remotely fun, refuse to apply the lessons that Prohibition taught us about banning drugs, and teach kids about "creationism." Plus, they're just sort of scary.
Both groups deserve to be beaten senseless with a large stick. Isn't there any room left in politics for people with a bit of common sense?
Here's out platform so far:
- Government should leave us alone.
- F*%@ people with no sense of humor.
Anyway ... I'll post more here soon when I have time. If you're interested in joining the Common Sense Party, send e-mail to me@schnell.net.
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